Pre-seasonNeutral
Sun 19 Jul
11:00
Intra-Squad 11v11 Match
Sunday, 19 July 2026 Low Hall Sports Ground
Founded 2026Hackney & Leyton Sunday LeagueDivision 3, 2026/27 season
Naughty Nutters FC
Club currently under investigation. Built for unserious football, comedic attraction and being different enough that the league has to pretend not to notice.
Next Fixture
Intra-Squad 11v11 Match
Sun 19 Jul / 11:00Low Hall Sports Ground
We pay our refsUp the NuttersThe game is goneFootball heritage
Home ground
Hackney Marshes
Main sponsor
Thorne Cricket
Socials
@naughtynuttersfc
Match Centre
Fixtures, results, table, no hiding.
Latest Result
First whistle pending
No official result has landed yet. First matchday is loading, confidence is already at full volume.
Division 3
Awaiting 2026/27| Club | P | W | D | L | GD | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Naughty Nutters FC | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Division 3 2026/27 not published yet | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Waiting for Hackney & Leyton Sunday League Division 3 2026/27 data.
Latest Media
Reels, clips, touchline evidence.
The trailer slot is ready. Until then, the kit, Marshes action and dressing room footage carry the feed.
Club Camera
The Naughty Nutters FC Trailer
Background video slot ready for the official trailer.
Home kit reveal
Black, hot pink, Thorne Cricket. No quiet entrances.
TikTok
Keeper kit reveal
Cyan chaos for the clean-sheet department.
Club Camera
Marshes contact sport
Aerial duel or emergency weather event. Hard to say.
About
Chaos, confidence, questionable decisions.
We are a newly formed football club with aspirations of reaching the top flight of English football, the Premier League.
Built on chaos, confidence, and questionable decision making, the gaffer aims to turn everyone from Doubters into Believers. We expect nothing less than winning football matches and creating moments people actually want to watch.
From Hackney Marshes to dreams of European nights at the Bernabeu, Naughty Nutters FC is here to prove that Sunday League football can be competitive, entertaining, and completely unpredictable.
We're stupid idiots. The Naughty Gaffer believes the Nutters are gonna win the football league, even if the kits never see a washing machine.
Main Sponsor
Sponsors
Thorne Cricket across the chest.
Main sponsor of Naughty Nutters FC and the name across the chest. The club appreciates Thorne Cricket backing a team built for football, content and unreasonably confident pre-match claims.
Gallery Preview
Marshes, kits, dressing room, evidence.
Club Policies
Follow and you will be given a treat after in the dressing rooms.
- 01No vaping in the shower.
- 02No asking for paracetamol mid match.
- 03Don't feed Adiyan.
- 04Get Adiyan a skipping rope.