Pre-season FriendlyAway
Sun 30 Aug
11:00
vs Birkbeck Orient
Sunday, 30 August 2026 Pitch To Be Confirmed
Founded 2026Hackney & Leyton Sunday LeagueDivision 3, 2026/27 season
Naughty Nutters FC
Club currently under investigation.
Next Fixture
vs Birkbeck Orient
Sun 30 Aug / 11:00Pitch To Be Confirmed
We pay our refsUp the NuttersThe game is goneFootball heritage
About
Chaos, confidence, questionable decisions.
We are a newly formed football club with aspirations of reaching the top flight of English football, the Premier League.
Built on chaos, confidence, and questionable decision making, the gaffer aims to turn everyone from Doubters into Believers. We expect nothing less than winning football matches and creating moments people actually want to watch.
From Hackney Marshes to dreams of European nights at the Bernabeu, Naughty Nutters FC is here to prove that Sunday League football can be competitive, entertaining, and completely unpredictable.
We're stupid idiots. Wallahi this is the most knacks Sunday League team ever.
Home ground
Hackney Marshes
Main sponsor
Thorne Cricket
Socials
Instagram @naughtynuttersfc / TikTok @naughtynutters
Match Centre
Fixtures, results, no hiding.
Latest Result
First whistle pending
No official result has landed yet. First matchday is loading, confidence is already at full volume.
League Table
Division 3, live from Full-Time.
The synced table lives here, so every climb, collapse and points deduction has somewhere official-looking to sit.
Division 3
FA Full-Time snapshot| Pos | Club | P | W | D | L | GD | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Absolute | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2nd | Birkbeck Orient | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 3rd | Bow Badgers | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 4th | Clapton Orient | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 5th | East London | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 6th | H & L Allstars | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 7th | HBY FC | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 8th | Naughty Nutters FC | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 9th | Virtus Badgers AFC | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 10th | Wojak Sunday | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 11th | Elever Eleven | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Latest published Division 3 structure. Live values replace this if Full-Time blocks the server fetch.
Latest Media
Reels, clips, touchline evidence.
The official trailer is here. The home kit and keeper kit are still carrying backup chaos.
Official Trailer
Welcome to the circus.
2026/27
WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS | Naughty Nutters FC Official Trailer 2026/27
Official club trailerHackney Marshes to the BernabeuUp the Nutters
Main Sponsor
Sponsors
Sponsored by Thorne Cricket.
Main sponsor of Naughty Nutters FC. Thorne Cricket are Chingford-based cricket bat maintenance, repair and refurbishment specialists. Every bat is treated individually, whether it needs a simple repair, a full refurbishment or complete match preparation. Their services cover damaged edges and toes, sanding, new sheets, fresh grips, toe protection, knocking-in, match-ready refurbs and custom laser engraving. Trusted by local club cricketers, they focus on high-quality finishes, personal one-to-one service and practical support for players and clubs who want to restore performance, extend bat lifespan and avoid replacing a favourite bat too early.
Gallery Preview
Marshes, kits, dressing room, evidence.
Fans' Drop
Messages from the comment section.
Thr04tG04t
I'm a Naughty Nutter til I die
Jack M3uf
I bleed nut, I breathe nut, UP THE NUTTERS!
Willy Stroker
You can't make Nutters without the Naughty
HughJass
I'm such a naughty boy
Eamaan
I've done a lot of bad things and I lie all the time, but I'm not lying when I say I'm a Naughty Nutter til death parts. Looking for a wife still.
Adiyan
Since I've got my driver's license, I've driven to Ilford Lane more than Bonnie Blue has run thru guys. But now I will be driving to Naughty Nutters games every Sunday.
Ms Richards
I'm always on that bloody bike, Labour kicked me out, my BMI is obese, a student ironed me on the back of their leaver's shirt, good riddance to them I will be joining the Naughty Nutters.
Phil McCracken
I love this club so much its ridiculous.
Gaffa note
Why you looking here for you nimbus
Club Policies
Follow and you will be given a treat after in the dressing rooms.
- 01No asking for paracetamol mid match.
- 02Don't feed Adiyan.
- 03Get Adiyan a skipping rope.
- 04Eamaan has had the same trim since he came out the womb.